What's the worst to you... Round 2:  Stance, Bro-Truck, Jacked-Up Classic car, Coal Roller

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich) 04/15/2016 at 18:17 • Filed to: None

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Let’s give Stance some different competition at being the worst...

Back by popular vote... Stance:

Bro-truck:

Jacked-up Classic Car:

Coal:

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Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 18:21

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Coal/bro truck...

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/15/2016 at 18:23

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You can only pick one. That bro truck isn’t rolling coal... and the coal roller isn’t a bro truck.

You think I’m gonna make it easy?

LOL

not for canada - australian in disguise > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 18:23

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Being from Alberta (AKA Canada’s mecca of infantile bro-truck drivers), it has to be a combo of bro-trucks and rolling coal. I’ve mostly gotten used to bro-trucks, but sometimes I see people driving ridiculously stupid trucks on public roads and actively avoiding going over potholes. When you get to that point of mall-crawler, I think it’s time you downgrade to something a bit smaller.

Urambo Tauro > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 18:25

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Stance is still the worst for me, not because of the style, but because of the potential danger to other drivers.

After that, it’s coal-rolling.

Bro-trucks and jacked classics are pretty much equally acceptable. Not my cup o’ tea, but I’ll tolerate it as long as it’s not accompanied by some douchey behavior.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 18:25

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Still going with stance, because my cars are commonly part of it. Although I live in an area with lots of coal-rolling brodozers.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/15/2016 at 18:26

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For extra fun, I deliberately separated the coal roller from the Bro-truck. The bro-truck pictured above isn’t rolling coal and the coal roller isn’t a bro truck.

Blondude > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 18:30

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I would absolutely drive that Mustang. Just saying.

FromCanadaWithLove > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 18:30

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Probably a bro driving a stanced, coal-rolling 1969 Bronco.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 18:31

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Then the coal roller. Bro-Trucks may be shitty, but they don’t legit almost kill people.

DoYouEvenShift > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 18:32

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Stance. Always stance.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 18:36

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Bro truck..

Decay buys too many beaters > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 18:38

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Flamesuit on. I’d honestly rather have that jacked up Mustang than a clean one.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 18:48

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Coal-roller by far. Out of all of the annoying categories of car culture, no other group promotes flagrant disrespect of authority, social order, road safety and the environment, for no actual reason. They exist purely to deface all of the above (they actually don’t know how to deface anything else without getting in too much trouble), because little Jonny Snowflake isn’t getting enough attention at home and at school.

MarquetteLa > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 18:49

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I am so glad anti-coal rolling legislation is being brought up in the Colorado state government. The bill would allow a $35 fine to be assessed (whatever) and 2 points on the offender’s license (hey there we go).

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/front-ran…

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/15/2016 at 18:51

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You don’t have asthma, eh?

:-)

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > MarquetteLa 04/15/2016 at 18:55

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$35? That’s it? What a waste of time. They need to add a zero or two on the fine amount.

MarquetteLa > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 18:58

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Yeah, it’s really the points on the license that actually does something. 12 points in a 12-month period means losing your license. 18 points in 24 months means losing your license.

Dusty Ventures > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 19:07

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Jacked up classic car is something I would actually do, for teh lulz

BobintheMtns > MarquetteLa 04/15/2016 at 19:09

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This is news to me! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XJDano > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 19:13

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I voted rolling coal, but on the other hand I’d roll coal with a 80's VW Caddy.

Bro trucks don’t really bother me that much, I just chuckle when I see them.

See also http://www.thelandofgiants.com/Truck-Club-St-… They were doing their thing before bro trucks.

Berang > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 19:16

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Bro Trucks. Because they’re bro trucks all the time, whereas coal rolling isn’t constant.

LongbowMkII > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 19:26

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Probably plus court costs. I think speeding is a $15 dollar ticket but you're out about $200

TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 19:43

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Damn, I could hit 3 of the 4 categories with this. It’s not a diesel, but it does burn a lot of oil, so it smokes more than my douche bag vaping uncle. Should I change my handle back to Bro Van?

MUSASHI66 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 21:24

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Stance is the only answer. All these other ones can at least be used - stanced cars are just a waste of space.

wbizarre - OEM fetishist > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 21:33

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Gotta be coal. Out of the four options, this is the one that directly affects me. You stanced your car? It’s your misery, trying to drive that thing on a ... road. Ditto bro-truck. Jacked-up classic car? It could be a little sacreligious -it could also be kind of cool. But rolling coal? That’s literally just farting in my face, making me cough up those noxious fumes, reducing visibility to boot. I hope all that black shit blows right back into your cabin, coal-roller.

Diesel Panda > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 22:32

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stance: dead traps.. but sometime the level of engineering is impressive to me have you seen the one with active camber!

Bro-trucks: dead traps for those you get to ran over or behead

Jack up classics: depends on the quality like that one jay leno drove or the one offroad everyday built. but that mustang looks bad not incorporated in the body at all.

coal: for me time and place is it appropriate . Only at offroad and privately owned land events. not on the streets

Die-Trying > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 23:21

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no unsafe rat rods??

poll is not as badly rigged......

Bowtie_Guy > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 23:32

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As somebody who DD’s a 400+ hp tuned diesel. Fuck Coal rollers. Not only is that crap not fun to breathe but it’s pointless in a street truck. You can put down more power then you will ever need and get better mileage on clean tuning.

My tuning is at the limit of my stock transmission and in my max “Race” tune it will just haze if I do a non-boosted launch or 5-3 downshift but it clears as soon as my turbo spools up (less then 5 seconds of hazing/lag). Under normal driving I never see any smoke even towing a trailer. Somebody who can smoke out a whole parking lot at an idle is just a douche-bro

Die-Trying > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 23:36

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no old lady cars???? them is some scary drivers

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2016 at 23:46

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im not gunna lie im actually impressed at the amount of coal that super duty is rolling. Usually they dont do much unless you really beef up the injectors

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Die-Trying 04/15/2016 at 23:50

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Unsafe rat rods might be in the next round.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/20/2016 at 00:27

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The coal rolling dependents on how bad, and how intentional it is. I mean my bro in laws TDI rolls coal a bit if you really get on it in first, but it’s not bad, however if he wanted to he could easy make it worse, without really making much of a difference in power,

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dusty Ventures 04/20/2016 at 00:29

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and as long as you start with a rusted out pile I see no harm in it.

Conan > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/28/2016 at 07:35

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I will vote moderately again! Like Americans!

They’re all fine if not so extreme as to be unsafe.